How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via the-superior-sloth-pokemon)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
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Instead of being productive, my suite mate and I are sitting in our common area saying “penis” over and over again with varying inflection.
Good way to spend time.
- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
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the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
What I think when kids in my class read
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via cerebral-clutter)
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when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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